WIFE VS HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for a several miles, not uttering a word due to an earlier discussion that led to an arguement. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asks sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replies. "In laws."

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A husband read an article to his wife on how many words women use a day. 30 000 to a man's 15 000. The wife replies, "The reason has to be cos we have to repeat everything to men."

The husband then turns to his wife and asks, "What?"
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other 'The Silent Treatment'. Suddenly, the man realises that he would need his wife to wake him up at 5am the next day for a business flight. Not wanting to be the first person to break the silence (and lose), he scribbled on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 5am". He left that slip of paper where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up to discover that it was 9am and that he had missed his important flight. Furious, he was about to question his wife when he notice a piece of paper by his bed. The paper read,

"It's 5am. Wake up."
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