A married couple in their early 60’s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - “AbraCaDabra!” Two tickets for the Luxury World Cruise Lines appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger than me".

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So............... the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and “AbraCaDabra!”! And the husband became 92 years old.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men might be ungrateful idiots. But, fairies are FEMALE.

Nyaaknyaknyaknyak.

(^-^)