My colleague Ah Boon just approached me and asked a few lame ass riddles I had never heard in my life. Probably he came up with it himself. I shoo-ed him off before he had me crying for help.

Don't worry, I always share the good stuff. (Or the not so good stuff in this matter.)

Enjoy.

Lame jokes of the day

Qn: What's the name of the tallest building in the world?
Ans: Mosque. Cos it's tall enough to reach the cresent and the star.

Qn: Why did the crazy man who took the flight to the U.S. throw the toilet bowl out of the plane?
Ans: Cos he's mad. And that enables him to do WHATEVER he wants.

Qn: There are three ants walking straight in a line. The last one says '"There are two ants infront of me." The middle one says "There is one ant infront of me." Why does the first one also say "There is one ant infront of me."?
Ans: Eh hello? You okay or not? Where got ants speak human language?

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Please excuse me, I'm walking over to bang my head on the walls for wasting my time hearing those. I will catch up with ya'll soon.