Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster than the one
you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong
number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the
Next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of
meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don’t want to be
seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down to a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.