My ex-colleague (A good looking, young Chinese female, happily married with an adorable baby boy) received this message via friendster. I'm sharing this 'cos I found it really funny.

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From: vikas
Date: Saturday, 3 March, 2007 8:58 PM
Subject: a friendship proposal
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Message: I am male 32 Delhi, married. I am 5-10 (175 cms). Having ample body. I look attractive. I do yoga daily so have perfect body, good stamina, positive will power. I am a CA and MBA, professional consultant providing service in the field of business, finance, projects, income tax, company law and all other commercial activities. I also make and finance TV ads films.

I like making friends, and of course yes sincere trustworthy, confidential and intimate friends. I don't like foul playing. I am always serious to my friends. I value the goodwill of it and always stand by them. I am a trustworthy, sincere, and honest. I am open minded and always available to my friends whenever they need me and whatever they need from me. They are free to discuss, share and enjoy everything and anything with me without any hitch, fear or complex. I let them to be frank with me. I do not impose any type of barriers, conditions or limitations with my friends and expect the same from them. However in a longer run if it becomes difficult to go together they are free to behave according to their own mood and circumstances, and I do not think of any misuse of such friendship, because I know the social complication made for us, particularly for a woman.

I do not smoke, never drink, not even beer. I wake up early in the morning and go to bed early. I perform yoga and exercise daily. I am pure vegetarian. I can dance and sing. Cooking is my passion. I can prepare a number of dishes. I live my life lively. I enjoy it. I spend a good time to the welfare of society at large. My other interests are reading and discussion. The literature, religion and philosophy are equally interested to me.

Well. Now let me know if you don't mind a brief about you, your age, sex, your body structure, your height, body type, your complexion and all about it, frankly!. Your interests and hobbies, your education and of course I would like to know exactly what type of friendship would you like to have with me, and believe me I shall sincerely try to honour it. And yes, please be frank with me. You may mail me or add me at friendster at vikas108@hotmail.com or add me to your yahoo messenger at ID vikas108delhi@yahoo.com.

With love,
Vikas

I'm sure by now you'd be curious to see how this "hunk" looks.Go ahead, feast your eyes.