People never fail to amuse me. On how they make sudden grand appearances and how they suddenly leave. I really cannot understand the mentality of some people.

I used to have close friends from the opposite gender and most of them do their disappearing antics when they get into relationships. This is really beginning to piss me off. So what if you have a girlfriend? Why must you cut all contacts with your female friends? Is your girlfriend feeling so demoralised or is she so scared that I might grab you from her? Please grow up lah! Haiyo! This is beginning to piss me off as I'm one who treasure friendship quite a bit.

Well anyways, I must blog on this arsehole I met from the net. I got to know VASI from mIRC. We were 'thrilled' to find out that we stay pretty near each other. VASI insisted on meeting up with me since we stay so near each other so I eventually met him like 3days after I got to know him. When I met him, I found him looking really familiar. I also noticed a very distinct birthmark at his neck. So we then started talking about life and etc.. While talking, he seemed to stress that he was single and was looking for a life partner with all my traits. *Cough cough*

It was getting late and I decided to leave. So our friend VASI was walking me back to my block. On our way back, he told me since we were living so near each other, there might be tendencies that we might bump into each other in future. He specifically told me not to acknowledge him if he was with his 'sisters' cos his sisters are very very protective of him and they dislike him being friends with any girls. I just agreed although I found this quite lame. Haha..

So I told him to come to meet my friend and sister who were sitting under the block waiting for me and god knows why, he got very very scared. VASI was asking questions on their gender and age, macham I set some people to beat him or what. I was quite blur la. But eventually I forced him there and introduced him to my good friend Pritz and my sister Dharsh. The very next moment, he mentioned that he found my sis looking very familar. Then I proceeded to bring my dog for her walks leaving these folks alone. When I returned.. VASI was like "Hey.. welcome back. I was just telling your friends to be careful if they happen to see 'me' outside. Cos ah.. I have alot of look-a-likes la. And such irony, all of them are staying in this neighbourhood only.." Then he went on giving names of few of his look-a-likes and some case scenarios where people mistakenly said hi to the wrong person and blah blah..

Then after a while we all decided to send him off la. (As in, chase him away..) After VASI was gone, we started on our gossip session. On how familiar he looks and we all finally came to the conclusion that he was actually faking his identity. One of the names he mentioned as his look-a-likes was the name of my sister's old chat friends who she has never met before. This particular friend of hers was a dancer on tv and I had seen him on tv before. His name was J-RA. Ahh. Then it all seemed to fall into place.

The next day itself, I logged on to friendster to find the profile of his dance group and tada!!! Through that link, I found J-RA's friendster profile. True enough, it was him. His name was clearly stated but his profile was enabled to friends only! Dyamn! But had to check this out la. His background picture was a neoprint of him and his girlfriend cuddling each other. And I saw that birthmark on his neck. Wa lao. Don't tell me look-a-likes got same birthmark all.

Location: In my babygirl's heart (How romantic)

So farking pissed with these people. Wtf are they playing around when they have a girlfriend? How many lies are they going to tell to cover their shit up? Wud J-RA have two-timed me with a different identity if my sister didn't know him? Nonsense la! Haha..

Well, after that I did not receive any calls/sms from him. I guess he knew he cudn't fake more stories anymore after he saw his long lost old friend in my sister.

Annoying itchy backsides.

--DISCLAIMER:--

The following incident is based on a true story. Some names have been changed to protect any affected party. (If you noticed, VASI and J-RA sounds weird, innit?LOL.)

Please cut some slack to any recognized person, place or thing, however fictionalized it may be.

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